so cliche, but here it goes...
Goodwill:
2 bowling balls: $.99 each
1 clown yard ornament: $.99
2 deer figurines: $.99 each
Meijer
24 pack of toilet paper: $11.15
1 bucket of sidewalk chalk: $1.99
being able to use the excuse "it's ok, i'm just an ignorant, carefree, invincible teenager": PRICELESS