6 year old girl i babysit: Kayla? How do you sneeze? We had a substitute teacher at school and she sneezed funny then said it was ok for us to laugh. Then she said she is also a babysitter and it must be a babysitter thing. Can you sneeze for me?
me: (fake sneeze)
her: Wait, that's what hers sounded like too. It really must be a babysitter thing.