Saturday, July 25, 2009

part of my college recruiting process

so i play tennis as you may or may not know and i have been talking to lots of coaches this summer that are recruiting i got an email from the university of san francisco coach. here is a snip it of the email...take note of the bolded words:

Why University of San Francisco?

It is a beautiful campus in what is referred to as “the most beautiful city in the world.”

It is a private institution located on a 52 acre hilltop in the center of San Francisco with breathtaking views.

We have an excellent academic reputation and offer a wide variety of undergraduate degree programs.

The student to faculty ratio is 14:1 fostering small classes in a personal environment.

The shopping at Union Square is the best in the country and only a bus ride away.

The soccer guys are HOT and ranked Top 10 in the country.

The on-campus apartments are executive style, high class suites.

Internationally recognized urban university “Educating minds and hearts to change the world.”

my dad's response:
  1. the school sits on an active fault line
  2. the HOT soccer boys like boys

story of my life...

1 comment:

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Your dad is TOOOOOOOOOO funny!!